Joke of the Day

An attractive young girl was giving a man a manicure in the
barber shop.

"How about a date when you finish work?" he asked.

"I can't" she replied, "I'm married."

"So call up you husband and tell him you're going to visit a 
sick girlfriend," said the man.

"Why don't you tell him yourself?" asked the girl, "he's the one 
shaving you."

Heard any good jokes lately?  Let's hear it, and if it's any good we'll publish it here at The Barbershop.  zendog64@yahoo.com